What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...