Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!