God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.