Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...