Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...