What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...