The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...