Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...