What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
The Man’s Point System!
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Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
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Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
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