Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...