Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...