My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...