60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...