Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...