Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...