Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...