Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...