No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...