Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...