The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...