Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...