This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...