Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...