More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...