Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...