How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...