You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...