Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...