The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...