Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin