Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...