How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...