Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...