Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...