Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...