A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...