Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...