The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...