Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...