A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...