spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...