Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...