Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...