Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...