Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...