Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...