Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
4 Doctors talk Politics!
An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...