Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly