Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...