Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX