Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...