GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...