pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...